Jack Jack - Can I send him Back?

I often have heard my friends say if ... had been the first they would be the last.  Until this last precious devil I didn't understand.  I can now honestly say if Jack were the first there would be NO MORE!  He is worse than the other three combined.  A typical day with Jack goes like this.  Upon waking we have a little milk and watch "Max and WOOBY".  When he is just laying on the couch I catch myself saying "wow - this isn't going to be such a hard day"... and then just as quickly as it began its over and the sweet little cartoon watching boy turns into a Gremlin!  Let me preface by saying Jack is a climber.  Today for example I was brushing my teeth and during that time he turned on the water in the sink, moved the nozzle and flooded the counter.  He threw a toothbrush down the toilet politely telling it bye bye as it swirled away.  Found a container of baby powder or "puppy powder" as he knows it and shook it all over the laundry room floor.  Took all the silverware out of the drawer, climbed on the island and dumped all of apples in the centerpiece on the ground.  Opened the pantry door - fed all of the snacks to Coco, opened a whole bag of cookies by himself and then played Hansel and Gretel with them thru out the house, took his cereal from the table emptied it on the floor in front of the TV.  When we went outside to feed the girls he turned on the water hose and soaked himself (he was totally dressed) shoes and all.  We went to WalMart and he emptied my basket as fast as I could fill it........ and this was all before lunch!  Are you as exhausted as I am?  Just replaying the day in order to write it down leaves me out of breath!  How can such a cutie be such a little tootie? - I think the terrible twos have already begun!

By the way - don't think he was unattended for even a moment!  I was with him all day he is just super dooper fast!!!  He was onto the next thing before I could get a handle on the last! - Oh the joys of  getting older!